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Wednesday, March 25, 2009 :D
Topsy Turvy World

A and B were lovers. But A was not very good in studies and lacks the concentration in life. So realising this B decided to sacrifice the love in order to make sure A studies well without any distraction. So B broke up with A without telling the reason of the break up. As such it left A to be very confused and emotionally hurt. B did not want to tell the reason for the break up cause then A would have known that it would be temporary and have not taken it seriously. Soon as A and B broke up, B reduced the amount of communication with A, so A can concentrate more well on studies. A pleaded and asked B to patch back, though B was very sad and hurt, B remained firm about the decision to stay away. So B made a promise to A that when A goes to university, B will come back for A. That promise was a promise that B always remembered everyday. To make sure A does not feel insecure, B avoided those who hit apon B and moved away. B did all this cause of the trust B had in A. But one day, there was someone who went after A and A felt attracted to that person. A totally forgot about B and the promise that B made to A. When B told A about the things B did. A felt very guilty for what that has done. But B know A has given the feelings to someone else and asked A to go for that someone. Then that was what marked the end of B's trust and faith in A. And the relation that was built in 3 years was broken.

So who was at fault A or B ?
Should B broke up with A ?
Should A have liked that someone ?
Was B dumb to have made many sacrifices for A ?
Should B have told A the true intentions of the Break Up ?
Who is the ultimate Failure in the end ?

Thats my friends, a tragic love life of two people. Dont ask me who they are. Cruel but true. So always treat love with care cause it may break anytime. There are no happily ever after, But there are always hapilly always together. Choose your path and choose the right one.
7:48 AM



Thursday, March 19, 2009 :D
Relationship Upgrade

Subject: Husband & wife



INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
.

In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
·
Romance 9.5
and
·
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
·
NBA 5.0,
·
EPL 3.0 and
·
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

·
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE
,

First, keep in mind,
·
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
·
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
·
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
·
Cooking 3.0 and
·
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!


Tech Support
5:12 AM



Wednesday, February 18, 2009 :D
Exco Interview

Had my interview today for president for envoys.
BUT I CAN SAFELY SAY I AM TOTALLY BIG TIME GOT SCREWED DURING THE INTERVIEW. I JUST SAID THINGS THAT WHAT ARE TRUE TO ME BUT IN A HARSHER TONE. I THINK I WAS TALKING VERY COCKYLY WHICH TOTALLY ISIN'T MY STYLE.

I AM SO SORRY TO DISSAPOINT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE THE TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT FOR ENVOYS. SORRY GUYS. LETS HOPE I GET INTO CAMP. CAUSE ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS. AND I WILL SHOW THAT I REALLY HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT.But I REALLY ENJOYED THE INTERVIEW.FIRST TIME I HAD SUCH AN EXPERIENCE WITH 7 PEOPLE. I WILL BE PERFECTLY ALRIGHT IF I NEVER GET INTO EXCO CAUSE THERE MAYBE PEOPLE WITH BETTER CAPABILITIES THEN ME. THERE MAYBE PEOPLE BETTER THEN ME BUT THERE IS NO ONE LIKE ME.SO GOOD LUCK ALL CANDIDATES. HOPE WE CAN GET IN TOGETHER. WOOHOO


To relieve myself from the stress i was looking through some jokes where i came across a sick and racist joke. No offense to anyone. But i found it funny

Use More Soap On Panties
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: 'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!


7:41 AM



Sunday, February 15, 2009 :D

Yoyoyo... I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. A day to so called "be nice" and "appreciate" your partners. But guys you should not be nice only on Valentine's day but also on every other day. We should just spread the love among our friends and family. It will make the world a better place to live in. So to couples, lovers, daters, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, male chauvanistic pigs, hen-pecked chicken males, hardcore-male controlling females, and singles, bachelors, bachelorettes and lastly love haters. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

My valentine's day was very very very "ENJOYABLE". Cause firstly all i did was stay at home the whole day, studied maec and watch anime. No presents, phonecall wishes, roses. chocolate or whatsoever. All i got was tons of smses and msn messages. Haiz thats so much for my valentine's day. But the good part is i cleared most of my Maec. But getting nothing for valentine's day for the first time. i feel damn sad. Ahahhaha bo pian la. Past alr V-day. Dont think so much. AND I AM NOT EMO!!! Hahahaha.

Yesterday was my Poly bestie's Birthday Chong Ju Yi Benjamin birthday. My hougang gay turned 19. How macho and gayish. LOL. Ben is not the first person i know in Ngee Ann Poly. I met him only when we started tutorial classes. He sat beside me cause i contrast to everyone in the class. Thats where we made friends. And till now we are very close. I am very sorry ben that i am unable to celebrate it with you yesterday due to some home commitments. But nevertheless i will do something to make up for it. You are someone i will never want to lose as a fren in my life. Sounds gay i know. But yeah its a fact. You are the only person where i have shared my past and feelings too. So you are someone whom i fully can trust, Someone who i will consider true friend. I hope to have more fun times with you with our next two years in poly. Ben WE BIT PEEPS LOVE YOU. OUR CLIQUE WILL FEEL INCOMPLETE WITHOUT YOU.





If you dont like me talking to you.
Just tell me.
You don have to ignore me.
Just tell me straight in the face.
Since your like that, I wont bother communicating with you.
-Puvin/ Will of the Blackhole
3:57 PM



Monday, February 9, 2009 :D
RANDOM QUIZ

WOOTS BABBIEE !!! DSS IS SCRAPED LITTERALLY FROM MY FREAKING PUNY SIZED BRAINS. OK stop.

I just finished my DSS final exams now. And i am DSS Free. 1 down and 4 to go. For those cocksters who say that poly life is easy (Students who study in NP). Do not let me catch you. I will freaking burn you alive or tjrow you in the school pond. O level gradutates, please enjoy your Holidays cause nightmares are gonna start Pretty soon. I have got anothe 4 exams straight in a row. How cool !@#$%^....

Ok fine apart from school work. Actually Valentine's Day is coming. But i do not have a date. How cool. Woots its called the "Golden Diamond Monkey Claw" skill from an MCP who does this Skill from getting a date. Wahahahaha. Anyways i wish couples, "YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM REFERING TO" a Happy Valentines Day. Please give me something. LOL.

Ok i just posted a post due to my cousin. She tagged me to do a quiz. So i am gonna do it. WOOTS BABY !!!

1.Who's the person who tagged you?
Lakshmi

2.Relationship between you and him/her?
Cousin ('',)

3. 5 impresions of him/her?
1. pretty
2. forever smiling
3. Girl Guides
4. future doctor/midwife
5. the first question from her: "AMATHS"

4.If he/she become your enemy you will?
Die also wont happen. Cousin where can enemy. She is too smiley to be an enemy

5.what will you say to the person you like very much?
If your loved by me. Your truely Special. LOLs

6.A characteristic i like about myself?
Insane

7.A characteristic i hate about myself?
Bossy

8.For the person whom u hate, u say?
Can we make Amends?
*in my heart **** you Bitch

9.What do u feel abt urself?
Insanely Great (:

10.Your crush?
MCP POWER

11.Most ideal person u wanna be?
PUVIRASAN s/o PUSHPANATHAN ^^V

Pass this one to 10 ppl:
1.Elaine
2.Jiahui
3.Hwee Sheng
4.Janice
5.Weilian
6.Benjamin
7.Alvin
8.Jhansi
9.Junxiong
10.Aishwarya

13.If 5 and 7 were together?
They would be Gays. Hardcore Gays. Esp WL

14.who does 5 like?
Jade, Peiniang and 4 ex GF

15.what colour does 9 like?
White(:

16.Say smth to 8.
Is your muscle aching :>

17.Who is 2?
Coursemate, Classmate, Envoysmate, BAOCmate (:

18.Talk abt 3.
Answersheet, Humble, Kind, Sweet (Now you know why nigel likes him)

19.who is 10's best frewn?
Priyadarrshini

20.whose the sexiest among the 10?
definitely 1,2,4,8,10,9.
All sexy pple are gals plus Junxiong. Your hot!!!

21.what color does 4 like?
Black or Red *I said those two colours cause of something
*Cheeky Smile*

22.Is 4 single?
Yeah. Single's Club President

23.ur relationship with 1?
Envoys Awesome DUO (:

24.Are 5 and 6 best frewns?
Kinda. Jurong vs Hougang
Estate Enemies

25.9's nickname?
Fattie, AhPui, Sumo Alot more but forgot =P

26.7'surname?
Tay. Uncle TEH satu !!!

27.say smth to 4.
Yo Sexy Lips!
I saw someone who looked Like you But is she is so HOT!!!

28.say smth to help 10.
Don Ever Look Back. Move Forward!!!

29.who does 1 admire?
ADRIEL
*hope i spelt it correctly

30.where does 8 live?
Serangoon
Yo Banglah Gal.

31.among 10 of them who u like?
Everyone is Special to ME
I LOVE ALL

32.Say smth to 6 when u see him/her
Your English Rocks (:

33.10's spouse?
Supposed to have. But Now No!!!

Lol i find it Kinda cool. If anyone dont understand come ask me . Wahahahaha. I have tagged people to do it. So please do the quiz. Wahahahaha
5:35 AM



Sunday, February 1, 2009 :D
Things About Myself !!! VERY TRUE

I did not go school today cause got no lessons for PB A and DSS. So i spent some time doing some quizzes. So below are some of the kind or personality about me. Wahahaha. Try it out too !!! http://www.gotoquiz.com

I extremely accept that my greatest fear is dissapointment. Its something i am still unable to overcome yet. But now i also have another fear. whooooooo *Spooky Scene* its none other then gals. I am just afraid of them. I do not know why. Ahahaha

Lol i think this is abit exagerated. I don think i will die until so bad. Nucleated !!! Maybe before i die my skin will be white.. Wootsss !!!
Hey hey hey, I can date but i don want to date. Dating is for smally pple. Real men do the right thing yeah. Wooo later we bring gal go date, She complain so much ah, rather stay at home better.
I thought i was hot. Cute are meant for noobs. Real men go for hot. I bet this quiz has konked out. I am dark skinned. Cant they see i am too hot that i turned brown. Must complain to the administrator.
I do not know if its true. But i know i am pretty much insane. And i am in the centre of attraction due to my amazing skin colour. Thank you brown skin.
I think this is fake. Actually i don plan to have kids. Very maa fun. Alot responsibilities. But my dad keep on harping saying having kids are good. When the time comes then we talk dad. I still small boy.
I think this quiz is realy. I think i am very ambitious. Its all because of one guy. Actually its thanks to him that i am doing well in my life. Thanks man i will make sure i will create a gap where it will be impossible for *** to reach me. I will prove it.
9:11 PM



Sunday, January 25, 2009 :D
Envoys Clique Outings !!!

I dunno why but i have been practically out with my envoys frens most of the times. Its like i have no time for my sec school frens, BIT clique, Taekwondo people, Religious Class Humonous people and like many many more. So sorry people for backing out many of your advances to me for outing. I promise i will make it up.

I am starting to feel that i am not the only crazy animal in envoys. There are many many more insane people. Thats why i think i am going out more with them. There is people like jhansi the brownie. I understand only now why she goes to the gym. Dirty Jhansi !!! Then there is the half man Elaine who lost her voice. Then there is sherlyn always smiling and always rolling her eyes. She got injuries in her hands and legs. Hope she is not doing anything wrong ah. TSK TSK TSK. Weilian who has no other btr jokes rather then to make fun of indians or me. Ouh well thats just so like him. WEILIAN MORE ORIGINALITY PLEASE. Then there is jack always trying to pull some martial arts stunt out of nowhere. When he gives that cheeky smile confirm his up to smth bad. Then there is junxiong, i think i put on some weight. He is our orchard road tour guide. Knows every place in Orchard. I actually wanna apologise to him about being pissed about an sms he sent to me.
I am not angry at all but just irritated. Sorry ah boss don SUMO SMASH ME. Then there is Janice. The one with the funny lips. She hates me hardcore, e.g. " I DIE ALSO WONT MARRY SOMEONE LIKE YOU". Woohoo how cool can that get. A gal said that to me. I mean i feel honoured that she said smth like that to me cause she know her standard is like nowhere near mine so she like say that so has to make herself happy. Janice is one of my closest gal friends in NP. She always damn slack say life is fun . YEAH RYTE FUN !!! . Cause gals like her expect husband provide for her so ok la. Guys always got high aims in life so they work hard. So janice try to accomplish something great. AND STOP CALLING ME BLACK. I AM BROWN, LIGHT BROWN. GO CHANGE UR CONTACTS OR YOUR EYES if you still see me as BLACK. I like janice only in one thing where its hard to see in other gals is that if i were to suan her, She will suan me back too. We know its for jokes and later we will like just apologise though we know its a joke. But got so many other gals if u suan little bit, They just breakdown and cry or emo or avoid you and all. They are just too sensitive. So hats of to Janice for this one. Don't let this compliment go over your head ah.

OK i want to say something. TO EVERYONE DOSEN'T MEAN I DO NOT LIKE GALS MEANS I AM GAY. I don like gals because they are emotional, sensitive, problem creator, and have complicated minds where they can link a small problem and view it as a big one until they make it seems its impossible to solve. And they will go like as though its the end of the world. Waah super exageration. Just do not like all these. Because of this i start to hate gals slowly and I can say i am a full-fledged MCP now. But that does not mean i will never like gals ok. I am ok in being good friends with girls. But just recently just too strong for me not to feel . I had the feeling of having a strong affirnity with some girl. I can just garuntee it. But i do not know who that girl is. I bet that girl had that strong feeling too. But just maybe its i and her have not met or maybe see eye to eye. But oh well i do not want to see that girl just yet. Maybe make good frens with her and all. Then approach her with the romantic thing and all when i think its ready. But now its just not the time. I wanna enjoy myself being a teenager. So the one for me out there, take your time to come or to approach me. I wont run away so just take your time. I will be waiting for you wherever you are. I just hope you will wear a pink clothes when you come to see me. Hahaha cause i like pink clothes.

P.S. I STILL DON LIKE ANY GAL

So i will stop ranting alr. Below will be a free flow of pictures taken with the envoys animals. Sent granny to india yest. Hope she is having a great time. Haven received the photos we took yest. Will upload it when it comes.











































So That marks the end of the spamming. I wrote it in 15 minutes. Break record time. Wheee
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! YELLOW PEOPLE
I WANT A HONG PAO FROM EACH YOU. ITS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR AN INDIAN BOY.
$2 OR MORE IN A RED PACKET.
10:59 PM







That GEEK

Puvin 17
211190
Ngee Ann Polytechnic [BIT] Rawks*


Affiliations
★ ssehv
Graduate @ Mdis
Its always a choice !

★ taekwondo
1st dan black belt
Bukit purmei taekwondo group

★ ba envoys [rr] @ np
Team player
Let your potential take flight !

LOVES

Frens / Family
Jap food
Badminton
TV
Taekwondo
SSEHV

WANTS

Digital camera
PSP Slim
New Hp
I-Pod touch
Wallet
Badminton Racket
Watch
Haversack bag
2nd Dan tkd
Clothes
Scrap book of memories

SCREAMS





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