Thursday, August 28, 2008 :D
BIT OEI !!! Chop Chop Go Die !!!
SORRY for not blogging for a very long long time. I was caught up with alot of things and was also to lazy to blog. Alright tihis going to be a freaking long long post. Holidays has been one crazy, i have recently went for my class chalet. And it was a blady blast. Woohoo rocking to the core. Its more of a bonding thing as i have mentioned in my preious post that my clique is breaking up, this is chalet is supposed to be more like "ELEPHANT Super Glue" so we will patch up. But sadly No offence guys, it only patched us up for the chalet only. Then the minute after the chalet was over it was like You die also i dont care. Hahaha serious. I just hope everything will be like it used to be when school starts. But i love my closest fren the most BENJAMIN CJY. He is the only i can really confide in the most and always show signs of hope of my clique patching back. Lets see Hougang GAY.
Anyways chalet was kinda cool as we played games like soccer, captain's ball, mahjong, cards and etc etc etc. Overall during the night sounds like some illict chinese society gathering as there were mahjong noise, shouting screaming etc etc etc. But one thing amuses me on why chinese people like to bang the mahjong tiles on the table when they play, like as though they challenging who will have the more louder sound. Hahaha anyways we played poker and the best banker of the year award goes to MR Noel, cause he almost went bankkrupt but thanks to GUOWEI his lady luck he was able to recoop his losses. Hahaha i won about $4 dollars la but cant beat wei lian who earn $12. MAMA earn so much. But the star of the chalet is none other then our beloved NIGEL. Waah people two person share one bed, but he only wants one bed to himself. Waah i boiling temperature already but weilian and jiahui cool me down. Then there were series of events that nigel made which were freaking funny. There was also when nigel ran after jerrold to pull his sex bands. I think Nigel abit despo for jerrold cause maybe jerrold looks cute. Hahaha poor jerrold ran around the room from nigel. But the best of the best was when the guys were in one room and guest who was the star performer there, None other then our beloved nigel. Below will be the following conversation held.
Puvin: Ok guys, lets discuss how was the chalet. Give me your feedback.
Guowei: Good but the barbecue part abit waste money.
Nigel: Ouh yes i agree too. Next time must plan 1 year ahead for chalet. Food all should order earlier. Earlier plan better.
Puvin and the rest: LOL. so early plan ah. Can meh, by the time forget got chalet one
Nigel: Then atleast 6 months ahead
Luqman: WTF ...
Another part of conversation
Puvin: Nigel who you like the most and hate the most in the Clique?
Nigel: Can you define what you mean by like and hate?
Puvin & Guowei: Firstly we talk about like first. Like is someone who care for you and listens to what you say and answers you politely.
After 15 minutes of hard brain cracking and red face and pestering of everyone.
Nigel: It will be Hwee Sheng.
Everyone: wooHoo hwee sheng seh. We thought weilian
Puvin: Then who is the person you hate the most, like will always be sacarstic to you, argue with you, pull funny stunt infront of you and always make fun of wht you say.
After a long long long time.
Nigel: Its either puvin or jerrold.
Puvin: Must be only one person
Nigel: Its puvin. Cause he also very blunt.
Puvin: Sorry i not blunt but sharp.
That was one part of it. The conversation went on for a very very long time and we were LOLing all the time. Another funny incident was when i was scared that there maybe a shortage of barbecue food that i decided to order KFC for everyone. So i ordered 4 sets of family feast B which was total of fourty pieces of chicken plus four boxes of popcorn chicken with eight whipped potato and four coleslaw. This was to be shared among 16 people. But when the food came, our Nigel just took one set and said to me and jiahui, "I think will be just enough for me". Then me and jiahui was stunneded, "You sure you can finish everything. That box is shared for 4 to 5 people". "I think this will be enough for my big appetite", holding the box to himself alr. I freaking pissed just said "Nigel since you want it, pay me back $28.80". Then our good fren stunned say " Ouh ok then lets share how many must each person take". LOL to the max lor.
Then that is about it for the chalet. The next outing we had was the badminton games we had. As usual sharon and co cant make it. So it was me, ben , jerr, jiahui, melanie, shuhua, che chye, alvin, yufeng and a few others went to play. Jiahui was the badminton star as when she were to hit the shuttle, the leg will come up like as though she dancing ballet. Hand and leg coordination was superb. Jiahui has taken the next top level to badminton. Badminton and ballet fusion.
The other outings were with my religious friends. That was another blast. We practically cs-ed everytime we met. We were supposed to do none violent things but end up playing blood shed games. Waah wat an total opposite turn out and i am glad that i am graduation from my feligious class and am a mentor now. Waah so cool.
Today was not bad. I saw my daughter chiayin after a long long time. Chiayin, me, jack and ryan went to Ritz Carlton to apply job for jack and ryan. They got the job even without an interview, but there was a manager or executive or what ever you call it named Siew Siew. Waah super irritating long hair not acceptable, short hair not acceptable. Jack and Ryan had alot comments about their hair and their dress code and even watch. LOL the Siew Siew abit authorative and all. Hope they both will will work well under them. After that we went for envoys event, Citideas, an event where students from different schools set up booths to show their creativity and ideas by innovating various games and products. The booth i like most is the school from Jurong View secondary school. They used small small wooden shapes to make innovative and nice keychains. They are so damn cute and lovely. Me and chiayin was doin our rounds when we saw the booth, we were wow-ing at the cute key chains when one cute girl key chain caught my eye. When i showed it to Chiayin she instantaneously fell in love with it. LOL then we ask the students how much they were selling for. They said it is free for us. But we dint feel good taking it. So we gave them some money and objected it. So we decided to buy them drinks. And when we gave them, they were stunned and like was so happy. We are good hearted people ok !!! hahaha. But the certificate presentation ceremony was abit chaotic due to space constraint and some role leading problems. Cause benjamin gave roles to two people to arrange the students according to their levels and schools to receive the certificate but they were just slacking at the corner. This kind of pissed me and chiayin. So we decided to to do it ourselves with the help of illias, benjamin our boss,jhansi and another girl. We quickly arranged the students accordingly. That was the stressful point at that point as there were students and teachers asking ask all kinda questions. But it was fun being stressed too. Makes you high. And Chiayin "JAM SQUIRTER" is rocking with my new innovation.
UnGlam Photo Of The DayPuvinJoke Of The DayA first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."Riddle Of The DayI run too fast that no one can catch me.
What am I ?
Answer to the previous riddle is that Cinderella's coach is a pumpkin
Quote Of The Day
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking