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Topsy Turvy World

2009-03-25T07:48:00.000-07:00

A and B were lovers. But A was not very good in studies and lacks the concentration in life. So realising this B decided to sacrifice the love in order to make sure A studies well without any distraction. So B broke up with A without telling the reason of the break up. As such it left A to be very confused and emotionally hurt. B did not want to tell the reason for the break up cause then A would have known that it would be temporary and have not taken it seriously. Soon as A and B broke up, B reduced the amount of communication with A, so A can concentrate more well on studies. A pleaded and asked B to patch back, though B was very sad and hurt, B remained firm about the decision to stay away. So B made a promise to A that when A goes to university, B will come back for A. That promise was a promise that B always remembered everyday. To make sure A does not feel insecure, B avoided those who hit apon B and moved away. B did all this cause of the trust B had in A. But one day, there was someone who went after A and A felt attracted to that person. A totally forgot about B and the promise that B made to A. When B told A about the things B did. A felt very guilty for what that has done. But B know A has given the feelings to someone else and asked A to go for that someone. Then that was what marked the end of B's trust and faith in A. And the relation that was built in 3 years was broken.

So who was at fault A or B ?
Should B broke up with A ?
Should A have liked that someone ?
Was B dumb to have made many sacrifices for A ?
Should B have told A the true intentions of the Break Up ?
Who is the ultimate Failure in the end ?

Thats my friends, a tragic love life of two people. Dont ask me who they are. Cruel but true. So always treat love with care cause it may break anytime. There are no happily ever after, But there are always hapilly always together. Choose your path and choose the right one.

Relationship Upgrade

2009-03-19T05:12:00.000-07:00

Subject: Husband & wife

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· EPL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

Exco Interview

2009-02-18T07:41:00.000-08:00

Had my interview today for president for envoys.
BUT I CAN SAFELY SAY I AM TOTALLY BIG TIME GOT SCREWED DURING THE INTERVIEW. I JUST SAID THINGS THAT WHAT ARE TRUE TO ME BUT IN A HARSHER TONE. I THINK I WAS TALKING VERY COCKYLY WHICH TOTALLY ISIN'T MY STYLE.

I AM SO SORRY TO DISSAPOINT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE THE TO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT FOR ENVOYS. SORRY GUYS. LETS HOPE I GET INTO CAMP. CAUSE ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THEN WORDS. AND I WILL SHOW THAT I REALLY HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT.But I REALLY ENJOYED THE INTERVIEW.FIRST TIME I HAD SUCH AN EXPERIENCE WITH 7 PEOPLE. I WILL BE PERFECTLY ALRIGHT IF I NEVER GET INTO EXCO CAUSE THERE MAYBE PEOPLE WITH BETTER CAPABILITIES THEN ME. THERE MAYBE PEOPLE BETTER THEN ME BUT THERE IS NO ONE LIKE ME.SO GOOD LUCK ALL CANDIDATES. HOPE WE CAN GET IN TOGETHER. WOOHOO

To relieve myself from the stress i was looking through some jokes where i came across a sick and racist joke. No offense to anyone. But i found it funny

Use More Soap On Panties
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: 'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!

2009-02-15T15:57:00.000-08:00

Yoyoyo... I wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day. A day to so called "be nice" and "appreciate" your partners. But guys you should not be nice only on Valentine's day but also on every other day. We should just spread the love among our friends and family. It will make the world a better place to live in. So to couples, lovers, daters, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, male chauvanistic pigs, hen-pecked chicken males, hardcore-male controlling females, and singles, bachelors, bachelorettes and lastly love haters. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

My valentine's day was very very very "ENJOYABLE". Cause firstly all i did was stay at home the whole day, studied maec and watch anime. No presents, phonecall wishes, roses. chocolate or whatsoever. All i got was tons of smses and msn messages. Haiz thats so much for my valentine's day. But the good part is i cleared most of my Maec. But getting nothing for valentine's day for the first time. i feel damn sad. Ahahhaha bo pian la. Past alr V-day. Dont think so much. AND I AM NOT EMO!!! Hahahaha.

Yesterday was my Poly bestie's Birthday Chong Ju Yi Benjamin birthday. My hougang gay turned 19. How macho and gayish. LOL. Ben is not the first person i know in Ngee Ann Poly. I met him only when we started tutorial classes. He sat beside me cause i contrast to everyone in the class. Thats where we made friends. And till now we are very close. I am very sorry ben that i am unable to celebrate it with you yesterday due to some home commitments. But nevertheless i will do something to make up for it. You are someone i will never want to lose as a fren in my life. Sounds gay i know. But yeah its a fact. You are the only person where i have shared my past and feelings too. So you are someone whom i fully can trust, Someone who i will consider true friend. I hope to have more fun times with you with our next two years in poly. Ben WE BIT PEEPS LOVE YOU. OUR CLIQUE WILL FEEL INCOMPLETE WITHOUT YOU.

If you dont like me talking to you.
Just tell me.
You don have to ignore me.
Just tell me straight in the face.
Since your like that, I wont bother communicating with you.
-Puvin/ Will of the Blackhole

RANDOM QUIZ

2009-02-09T05:35:00.000-08:00

WOOTS BABBIEE !!! DSS IS SCRAPED LITTERALLY FROM MY FREAKING PUNY SIZED BRAINS. OK stop.

I just finished my DSS final exams now. And i am DSS Free. 1 down and 4 to go. For those cocksters who say that poly life is easy (Students who study in NP). Do not let me catch you. I will freaking burn you alive or tjrow you in the school pond. O level gradutates, please enjoy your Holidays cause nightmares are gonna start Pretty soon. I have got anothe 4 exams straight in a row. How cool !@#$%^....

Ok fine apart from school work. Actually Valentine's Day is coming. But i do not have a date. How cool. Woots its called the "Golden Diamond Monkey Claw" skill from an MCP who does this Skill from getting a date. Wahahahaha. Anyways i wish couples, "YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM REFERING TO" a Happy Valentines Day. Please give me something. LOL.

Ok i just posted a post due to my cousin. She tagged me to do a quiz. So i am gonna do it. WOOTS BABY !!!

1.Who's the person who tagged you?
Lakshmi

2.Relationship between you and him/her?
Cousin ('',)

3. 5 impresions of ~~him/~~her?
1. pretty
2. forever smiling
3. Girl Guides
4. future doctor/midwife
5. the first question from her: "AMATHS"

4.If ~~he/~~she become your enemy you will?
Die also wont happen. Cousin where can enemy. She is too smiley to be an enemy

5.what will you say to the person you like very much?
If your loved by me. Your truely Special. LOLs

6.A characteristic i like about myself?
Insane

7.A characteristic i hate about myself?
Bossy

8.For the person whom u hate, u say?
Can we make Amends?
*in my heart **** you Bitch

9.What do u feel abt urself?
Insanely Great (:

10.Your crush?
MCP POWER

11.Most ideal person u wanna be?
PUVIRASAN s/o PUSHPANATHAN ^^V

Pass this one to 10 ppl:
1.Elaine
2.Jiahui
3.Hwee Sheng
4.Janice
5.Weilian
6.Benjamin
7.Alvin
8.Jhansi
9.Junxiong
10.Aishwarya

13.If 5 and 7 were together?
They would be Gays. Hardcore Gays. Esp WL

14.who does 5 like?
Jade, Peiniang and 4 ex GF

15.what colour does 9 like?
White(:

16.Say smth to 8.
Is your muscle aching :>

17.Who is 2?
Coursemate, Classmate, Envoysmate, BAOCmate (:

18.Talk abt 3.
Answersheet, Humble, Kind, Sweet (Now you know why nigel likes him)

19.who is 10's best frewn?
Priyadarrshini

20.whose the sexiest among the 10?
definitely 1,2,4,8,10,9.
All sexy pple are gals plus Junxiong. Your hot!!!

21.what color does 4 like?
Black or Red *I said those two colours cause of something
*Cheeky Smile*

22.Is 4 single?
Yeah. Single's Club President

23.ur relationship with 1?
Envoys Awesome DUO (:

24.Are 5 and 6 best frewns?
Kinda. Jurong vs Hougang
Estate Enemies

25.9's nickname?
Fattie, AhPui, Sumo Alot more but forgot =P

26.7'surname?
Tay. Uncle TEH satu !!!

27.say smth to 4.
Yo Sexy Lips!
I saw someone who looked Like you But is she is so HOT!!!

28.say smth to help 10.
Don Ever Look Back. Move Forward!!!

29.who does 1 admire?
ADRIEL
*hope i spelt it correctly

30.where does 8 live?
Serangoon
Yo Banglah Gal.

31.among 10 of them who u like?
Everyone is Special to ME
I LOVE ALL

32.Say smth to 6 when u see him~~/her~~
Your English Rocks (:

33.10's spouse?
Supposed to have. But Now No!!!

Lol i find it Kinda cool. If anyone dont understand come ask me . Wahahahaha. I have tagged people to do it. So please do the quiz. Wahahahaha

Things About Myself !!! VERY TRUE

2009-02-01T21:11:00.000-08:00

I did not go school today cause got no lessons for PB A and DSS. So i spent some time doing some quizzes. So below are some of the kind or personality about me. Wahahaha. Try it out too !!! http://www.gotoquiz.com

I extremely accept that my greatest fear is dissapointment. Its something i am still unable to overcome yet. But now i also have another fear. whooooooo *Spooky Scene* its none other then gals. I am just afraid of them. I do not know why. Ahahaha

Lol i think this is abit exagerated. I don think i will die until so bad. Nucleated !!! Maybe before i die my skin will be white.. Wootsss !!!

Hey hey hey, I can date but i don want to date. Dating is for smally pple. Real men do the right thing yeah. Wooo later we bring gal go date, She complain so much ah, rather stay at home better.

I thought i was hot. Cute are meant for noobs. Real men go for hot. I bet this quiz has konked out. I am dark skinned. Cant they see i am too hot that i turned brown. Must complain to the administrator.

I do not know if its true. But i know i am pretty much insane. And i am in the centre of attraction due to my amazing skin colour. Thank you brown skin.

I think this is fake. Actually i don plan to have kids. Very maa fun. Alot responsibilities. But my dad keep on harping saying having kids are good. When the time comes then we talk dad. I still small boy.

I think this quiz is realy. I think i am very ambitious. Its all because of one guy. Actually its thanks to him that i am doing well in my life. Thanks man i will make sure i will create a gap where it will be impossible for *** to reach me. I will prove it.

Envoys Clique Outings !!!

2009-01-25T22:59:00.000-08:00

I dunno why but i have been practically out with my envoys frens most of the times. Its like i have no time for my sec school frens, BIT clique, Taekwondo people, Religious Class Humonous people and like many many more. So sorry people for backing out many of your advances to me for outing. I promise i will make it up.

I am starting to feel that i am not the only crazy animal in envoys. There are many many more insane people. Thats why i think i am going out more with them. There is people like jhansi the brownie. I understand only now why she goes to the gym. Dirty Jhansi !!! Then there is the half man Elaine who lost her voice. Then there is sherlyn always smiling and always rolling her eyes. She got injuries in her hands and legs. Hope she is not doing anything wrong ah. TSK TSK TSK. Weilian who has no other btr jokes rather then to make fun of indians or me. Ouh well thats just so like him. WEILIAN MORE ORIGINALITY PLEASE. Then there is jack always trying to pull some martial arts stunt out of nowhere. When he gives that cheeky smile confirm his up to smth bad. Then there is junxiong, i think i put on some weight. He is our orchard road tour guide. Knows every place in Orchard. I actually wanna apologise to him about being pissed about an sms he sent to me. I am not angry at all but just irritated. Sorry ah boss don SUMO SMASH ME. Then there is Janice. The one with the funny lips. She hates me hardcore, e.g. " I DIE ALSO WONT MARRY SOMEONE LIKE YOU". Woohoo how cool can that get. A gal said that to me. I mean i feel honoured that she said smth like that to me cause she know her standard is like nowhere near mine so she like say that so has to make herself happy. Janice is one of my closest gal friends in NP. She always damn slack say life is fun . YEAH RYTE FUN !!! . Cause gals like her expect husband provide for her so ok la. Guys always got high aims in life so they work hard. So janice try to accomplish something great. AND STOP CALLING ME BLACK. I AM BROWN, LIGHT BROWN. GO CHANGE UR CONTACTS OR YOUR EYES if you still see me as BLACK. I like janice only in one thing where its hard to see in other gals is that if i were to suan her, She will suan me back too. We know its for jokes and later we will like just apologise though we know its a joke. But got so many other gals if u suan little bit, They just breakdown and cry or emo or avoid you and all. They are just too sensitive. So hats of to Janice for this one. Don't let this compliment go over your head ah.

OK i want to say something. TO EVERYONE DOSEN'T MEAN I DO NOT LIKE GALS MEANS I AM GAY. I don like gals because they are emotional, sensitive, problem creator, and have complicated minds where they can link a small problem and view it as a big one until they make it seems its impossible to solve. And they will go like as though its the end of the world. Waah super exageration. Just do not like all these. Because of this i start to hate gals slowly and I can say i am a full-fledged MCP now. But that does not mean i will never like gals ok. I am ok in being good friends with girls. But just recently just too strong for me not to feel . I had the feeling of having a strong affirnity with some girl. I can just garuntee it. But i do not know who that girl is. I bet that girl had that strong feeling too. But just maybe its i and her have not met or maybe see eye to eye. But oh well i do not want to see that girl just yet. Maybe make good frens with her and all. Then approach her with the romantic thing and all when i think its ready. But now its just not the time. I wanna enjoy myself being a teenager. So the one for me out there, take your time to come or to approach me. I wont run away so just take your time. I will be waiting for you wherever you are. I just hope you will wear a pink clothes when you come to see me. Hahaha cause i like pink clothes.
P.S. I STILL DON LIKE ANY GAL

So i will stop ranting alr. Below will be a free flow of pictures taken with the envoys animals. Sent granny to india yest. Hope she is having a great time. Haven received the photos we took yest. Will upload it when it comes.

So That marks the end of the spamming. I wrote it in 15 minutes. Break record time. Wheee
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! YELLOW PEOPLE
I WANT A HONG PAO FROM EACH YOU. ITS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR AN INDIAN BOY.
$2 OR MORE IN A RED PACKET.

OPEN HOUSE ! ENVOYS OEI !!!

2009-01-11T22:24:00.000-08:00

Thursday, Friday and Saturday was a very hectic, fun, and tiring day for me. Because its all the fault of Ngee Ann's Open House. Open House is a very fun experience where many students come to the school of Business and Accountancy to get to know about the courses. School of BA offers 6 Diploma programmes:

1)International Business- Its about learning other countries culture and how they do business. These will teach us more on how to do business with them and when how to be when they work overseas. The best part about this course is they get to go to a different country every year. How cool can that get. Currently this course has no cut of points and has an intake of 40 students.

2)Banking and Financial Services- Its about learning how a bank works and know what are things to do when working in a bank. And the financial services its like how to manage a company's finances and also like the stock broking. It has a very wide industry. Its cut of points is 11 points and has an intake of 150 students i suppose.

3)Business Studies- Its about learning the basic and advanced fundamentals of a business and its operations. Learn modules such as business law and business management. The final year is the most interesting because you get to speacialise in two of the seven options. The seven options are Marketing, Marketing Communications, Psychology, Human resource management, Service management, international business and lastly entreprenuership. Third years are able to choose two options out of the seven options. And their attachments, they have a wide choice of companies to choose from. Its cut of points is 12 points and has an intake of 450 students.

4)Business Information Technology- Its about learning 50% business and 50% Information Technology. It teaches how to create business applications and websites for companies. Get to create databases and also to create networks in companies. Its mainly got to do with programming such as C# programming and etc. In the third year we are given three options; internship, technoprenuership incubation programme or three different module options which are Business development elective cluster, Marketing Anylstics elective cluster and lastly Financial Anylstics elective cluster. Its cut of points is 14 points and has an intake of 90 students.

5)Tourism and Resort Management- Its about learning about the operations of a hotel industry and resort industry. It teaches about the MICE; Meetings, Incentives, Coventions, Exibitions. It teaches also about the food and beverages so as to have a good product knowledge when entertaining clients and customers. The best part of these courses is they teach extra courses such as dining etiqutte, playing golf, going for cruises in the first year and other countries the subsequent years. Its cut of points is 1o points and has an intake of 100 students.

6)Accountancy- Its about learning how to do company's accounts and auditing and taxes. Its teaches the up to date accounting softwares such as MYOB. The best thing about this course are their attachments. They get to go to one of the top accounting firms in Singapore and also banks like OCBC. Accountany is well reputated in School of Business and Accountancy in Ngee Ann. Its cut of points is 12 points and has an intake of 350 students.

As such above are all the summaries of the individual courses in Ngee Ann School Of Business and Accountancy. OK ENOUGH FOR ALL THE BORING PARTS. LETS GO TO THE FUN PARTS NOW. ENVOYS PRACTICALLY ROCKED THE WHOLE SCHOOL OF BA. An outstanding applauce to all the people. Now i will talk about the individual envoys that have left an impression on me during the Open House.

There will be no particualar order from the person that i like most to the least. The people that comes to my mind i just write. Sorry to those who i have left out cause i either do not know your name or i do not know you. I got poor memory. Ok here the list of Envoys people etched in my memorygoes.

Elaine- She is my envoys "AWESOME DUO". She is someone one i recently got close to. A very good natured envoys friend. My first impression on her that she was a timid quiet girl who does not like to socialise. But after getting to know her in Open House, I feel that she more then what she looks. She can emcee and can talk well. I was suprised. And i would thank her for giving me the guts to emcee. Now she is one of my close frens. And i feel she acts really mature for her age. Not all girls are like that. And i think she can go high when she gets the feel of things. Someone one i would remember for a long time . I will try my best to eat early. YOU TRY TO BATHE EARLY TOO.

Sherlyn- My Envoys groupmate. I love to call her TSP. And i just made a new creation today. TSP= TeaSPoon. She is a very good dancer. She got muscular and refined legs to show how well she can dance and her experience. She is one of the good looking girls in envoys. A very rare compliment from me. Treasure it. Very sporting person and can get along very well with the peers. And se comes for many events too. Practically a high person. I feel she makes a better facilitator the emcee. But her emceeing is not bad either.

WeiLian- My bestie and my envoys partner for highness. Basically this guy needs no introduction. I got to know him through my BAOC. Practically can say my first friend. He is pretty short with a pretty face. He can be said as a "yellow-white" clone of me. Going crazy in envoys. He is my gasoline which makes me go high from start to the end. Luckily there has not been an opportunity for me to emcee wid him, or else the Building of BA will just crumble. Due to our overwhelming voice and highness. He will be the next president of ICE SKATING ASSOCIATION. How cool is that. He makes a good sidekick to me. Aiding me in envoys. Thanks Weilian.

Ashton- My Envoys VP. My first impression of her was not too good. I found her overwhelmingly bitchy and controlling. I felt she found cheap thrill in controlling people. But soon in Open House whn i got to know her. My opinion of her took a 180 degrees turn. I start to find out when she controlled people there was a reason behind it. When you got to get things done. You got to play the bad guy. Its very hard to play the bad guy but yeah she could. Admire her for this courage. But when i got to know her on a personal note. I found her very fun and entertaining. There was really fun side to her. I like the way she was straight forward, not keeping anything from anyone. I start to feel she actually made a very good VP. The best part she cant take too much liqour cause she will puke. How COOL is that. Her voice super high pitch that it can shatter glasses. She is the leader of the high pitch screaming sisters of three, Elda and Ariana.

Janice- BA School Open House very own door girl. She can be heard saying, "Hi welcome to the School OF BA" practically every 30 seconds. A carefree cheerful person, always smiling. But i dunno why she likes to do somthing weird with her lips, i dunno why. Whenever she facilitates i do not know why she always end up with CHIJ girls. Is it a coincidence or what. I find janice very highly sporting. Now after being in red camp and open house i can start to see her love for envoys.

Jiahui-She hs started to be involved with the activities such as red camp and open house, but she does not put in alot of commitment into envoys. Maybe she has yet to see the light of envoys. She is Open house Asst Door Girl partnering Janice. She basically is more of a sweet, soft voice girl. And i hope she will give more to envoys in the future.

Ariana- An envoys leader, one of the high pitch screaming sisters. She is more of the Ah Lian figure. Keeping Short hair, though one side is abit longer then the other. She is nicked named our 10pm Cinderella. Since being the only child, her parents prefer her to be back home early. As such she should always reach home by 10pm. She is very straight forward. If she finds a person not doing any work, she would just tell the person off. I mean its both good and bad, but i find it good. Hahaha she is also damn loud. Someone who could win my loud voice. She can win daidee only if Weilian deals out the cards. Don come after me ah AhLian Boss.

Junxiong- My envoys 3.95 good friend. Everyone say he is fat. But he looks normal to me. I don not know why but he is a Felicia Chin fanatic. He would just die to get a glimpse of Felicia Chin. He is someone who treasures his friends. And he takes comments from his friends very seriously and he does not mind accomodating his friends. He gets high only when alot of us are high. More like a maunal car but he is a fun person. He is able to support the people in envoys when they need help.

Ryan- National Fencer and now in 7th position in Singapore. Basically he likes to irritate Junxiong all the way. He is not the high kind of person. But a person who can accomadate to other people, like when they need help. He is ready to help them. He is another very close friend in envoys.

Jack- Our very own Kungfu Master. A very cool guy. A man with little words. He is very charismatic and funny. He is always portaryed as ryan's brother as they look alike. Very humble and quiet. He has a cheeky smile. Not very extreme in highness but is able to strenghten the team bonding.

Illias- My president for BA Envoys. A comical, full of nonsense, lame jokes person. He does not even seem like a president cause he treats everyone fairly and does not put up airs. He has nvr seen by me scolding anyone. He always take things in a very calm manner and such things run usually smoothly. He is one of the people in envoys with very high energy. I feel being under him has made the envoys feel very homely. Has brought Envoys to the next level. And it has made many many ccas including _._._._._._._._._._._. very very very jealous of us. AND I MEANT IT. When i meant jealous of US. Three Cheers for envoys. He has a chinese girlfriend and he likes to eat lalang. And he is not that kind of typical malay and has the nick name HALAL. And he LOVES BIT just like me and Weilian.

Arthur- My ex president from BA Enoys. I have not not known him very well. And i just closer to him during Open House. He is one mature, stout and muscular guy. Wid a very deep voice which sounds like an Ang Moh Pai. He also has a very outgoing personality and has very good relations with the freshie envoys. But when there is time to get serious, he really gets serious. I feel he has more of the commanding power then Illias. But then again both of them has made a very very good impression to me.

Brian- Your so dead! Brian is a leader in-charge of the events management in Envoys. His command of english is very very good. Speaks with a tinge of an american. He is very knowledgable where for an example, He has passed an exam by writing it with his eyes closed. How cool can that be. I do not know why. But i love to disturb him alot. He used to like a gal just a little bit. Though its old news. I have not heard of anyone who liked a girl a little bit. And he so bad. Does not even want to give me a free shirt. Lol so bad sia. It is rumoured that he and Ariana are together. I did not know Ariana standard dropped. OOooppps !!!

Elda- The third sister and envoys leader of the high pitch screaming sisters. She has both a child like soft voice as well as a voice that go super high pitch. She is more of the mother kind of person in envoys. very understanding, trying to support some people even though they are wrong. She always wanted Envoys to be very united and none of them should back out from envoys. Though i kind of know her the least among the other envoys, i felt she has alot of affection and understanding for the people among her. Hope to get to know you more better.

Purdey- My BCOMM classmate which developed into my envoys friend. She and elaine can be sisters. They have very common characteristics. Purdey is quite a shy person. But when she get into the feel of things and comfortable with the people around her. She can go WOOHOO. She is pretty so much so that some guys gave her an origami crane during PED. How sweet and romantic is that. The guys said she was AWESOME. Waaah don shy ah purdey. She is now getting more involved in envoys. Purdey be yourself, don try to be anyone else. You look best the way you are. And your simply AWESOME !!!

Shawn- The logistics man of the envoys and also a leader. Anything logistics to do with envoys you can find him. He is a man with alot of FEEDBACK. Cause he handles alot of sound equiptments and all. He really got the kind of logistics group. A very neutral and realistic person. He always gives the encouragement to the envoys even though there are some things where they are unable to do. His has alot of girlfriends such as the right speaker, Left speaker, the bass and many more. Hahaha he is someone whom we can look up to when we need encouragement.

Benjamin- Now currently a leader for two groups. And he is my leader. A person who generally knows quite alot of things. He has helped me out alot alot in envoys, always updating me about the events that will be done by envoys. Without him i doubt i would be in envoys right now. So i thank him alot. I have not seen him go high or crazy before. He is more of the backstage guy then a frontline person to me.

Jhansi- My RR teammate. She and elaine can be pratically see everywhere together. I pity Jhansi Boyfriend. She is one of a kind indian i have ever known. She is more like me, does not have the very indian feeling. More towards the western side. And don have the indian accent or the sensitive indian side. She can play volleyball quite well and she has done a good job emceeing. Quite a high person. And i like to irritate her a HELL lot. Sorry Boyfriend of Jhansi.

Magdeline- My Fitness Friday boss. Super sporting and damn fast. Can say faster reaction time then me. She damn short but so fast. Stunning sia. She has short hair and always seen wearing shirt and shorts. The day she keeps long hair and wears a dress, the sahara desert will rain continously for 20 years. She is more of the cute side.She is firm when she wants to get things done and makes no hesitation help out when needed. Wear DRESS Lei !!!

Chiayin- Used to be my closest envoys buddy. She is a cute girl. Will only get high when others are extremely high. Highly fragile. So beware and becareful. She comes for almost alot of the envoys events.

Stephanie- One of a kind girl emcee in envoys. The best girl emcee i find in my opinion. She has the charisma to talk very well and know how to cover up if there is any problems. She is a sporting girl. She makes a good all rounder in both being a facilitator and emcee. I am not very close to her. But she can go high.

Maurice- Our very own envoys singing sensation. Mr junior Maurice. He has a very very good singing ability and his best hits are Wake me up when september ends and apologise. He is also a song writer and has writen a christmas song. He also makes a good emcee. And can go high. We have started to go out together as a clique. And i think he has a very good personality.

Gifford- He is from the BIT clan. And is very adept at photography. He owns a camera that is worth more then $1000. How cool is that. He is that baby face, very fair and adorable. He also makes a very good emcee. He and Illias are very very close more like milk chocolate brotherhood. Gifford= Milk, Illias= Chocolate. Overall i find gifford very nice and accomodating.

Kiewu- At first i thought he was gay. I am serious cause i felt his dress sense were more towards the girl side. But soon i knew he was normal. He can go high seriously. He can dance pretty well. But i feel he is very good at logistics from my opinion. He knows how to handle equiptments and all very well. I don not know him very well. But we are getting close.

Xenia- A rare name. She is a highly enthusiastic person and can dance really really well. She and kiewu are really good friends. I do not know her well personally. But i know with her around the open house was fun.

Puvin- Lol some people told me to talk about myself. I find myself a good entertainer cause i always like to talk alot and crack many jokes. I always like to do things which i really like. And one of them are envoys. I feel envoys can give a great exposure on how to talk to people and how to entertain others. It also like builds up my confidence and leadership. My favourite example of a business is Roti Prata and Tissue paper. And i am brown. Being brown is cool. I, jhansi, illias and ruslan are like a little out of the so many fair skinned. So that makes us rare species. I wish to contribute more to envoys in the future so lets see how things goes. YEAR 2 not easy life.

To those who i have not included i am sorry cause if i write everyone then it will take a year. If opportunity come again i will talk about the many others who i shared my fun and laughter with. To the people who were there in envoys helping for the events. To ALL those whom i know and shared our happy and sad days together in ENVOYS: Elaine, Jhansi, Kiewu, Xenia, Illias, Ashton, Ariana, Elda, Shawn, Brian, Benjamin, Gifford, Arthur, Weilian, Chiayin, Jack, Junxiong, Ryan, Dinis, Tong Aun, Nigel, Wayne, Stephanie, Maurice, Magdeline, Janice, Sherlyn, Jolene, Jiahui, Leonard, Edwin, Shannon, Candace, Purdey, Rudhra, Ina, Darrell, Zincy, Ruslan, Pang Yong, Qien, Cheryl, Haoguang and the many many others THANK YOU FOR MAKING OPEN HOUSE, RED CAMP A SUCCESS. It brings great joy and Proudess to the SCHOOL OF BA. Whatever i said above is the truth. Its nothing about sucking up to anyone. Its my opinion about these people.

P.S. Those names who i have forgotten i am sorry cause Envoys Clan too Big Sia. Cant Remember everyone. Hard disk space very low in my brain. Some photos taken. Most with gifford. Go claim from him if you know he has taken your Photo.

ENVOYS OEI !!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2009-01-04T01:31:00.000-08:00

Firstly a brand new happy new year 2009 to everyone. I wish everyone will have good and happy start ahead. And also happy chinese new year to all chinese pple. Sorry for being missing in action for a long time cause i was busy and lazy to blog. And i am sorry to janani, rekha and the rest for not blogging for a super long time.

Ok alot of events and things have happened recently. Both good and bad, but its all for the good. Ok i dont wish to talk alot but will post pics from mine and jack's birthday, Saravanan anna's birthday. I will blog about my open house envoys event in my next post wid loads of pics and jump shots . wheeee.

Guys chionging food at sakura

My only birthday gift after 8 years

I would like to thank Junxiong, Jack, Weilian, Maurice, Ryan, Janice, Jiahui and Chiayin for celebrating my birthday after so many years. And i enjoyed myself alot. And i love my ghost bicycle deck cards. Super smooth and cool. But i don dare use it.

December 27, 2008 we had sara anna 21st birthday celebration. Simple and nice. I like such birthdays. Not so big scale, just nice. And food was fabulous. And no choice, my gal cousins are camwhoring freaks. So we had to spam photos. But its nice. I enjoyed it alot.

And lastly, i would like to send my condolences to preshalini's rabbit which just passed away recently. Though i have not touched the rabbit. i liked the rabbit. Its a pity it had to die so fast. I hope it will have a happy time in heaven. And too all families whose family members who have deceased, do not worry and be sad. just remember that they are happy in heaven watching over and protecting us.

Smash & Taupok

2008-10-05T02:28:00.000-07:00

WooHoo this week was full of fun and highness. Alright lets start out with when we went out to Hwee Sheng house on Thursday. We initially told our almost everyone in our clique to come but ended up only half of them came. Someone promised me to come but in the end she never come (Not refering to you Chiayin). Hmmm anyways i would like to thank weilin and janice for coming. And Hwee Sheng house have become a gambling den as we went there and only gamble gamble and gamble. Mahjong, Poker, Daidee and Black Jack. Wow Hwee Sheng your house can be the next casino. And i won about $2. Its not a big amount, but we just played for the fun and past time. We played all low bets so no one will lose big. Then after that guys were racist beacuse they played mahjong. Mahjong chinese game mah. I dont know how to play. So in the end my two daughters kept me company. Janice was beside me talking to me and taking photos with me and Chiayin was webcamming me and chatting online. Then after that we cut cake for wei lian birthday. And our friend was not expecting to receive a smash from us. When he was about to cut his cake. Alvin smashed whipped cream on his face. And i sprayed some into his shirt at the back. And he stunned and sian tiao. He wanted to put some cream to alvin but we stopped cause we celebrated in Hwee Sheng. Did not want to mess up his place. Some pics taken during the cake cutting and pictures with janice when i was bored.

WEI LIAN I HOPED YOU LIKED THE SMASH.

And to all my frens, my birthday has already ended. So too bad, you cant do anything to me. Muahaha. And i would like to wish two people, my cousin Shamini and good friend weilin, happy birthday to both of you. All the best to both of you and may god bless you both.

Then we had a birthday celebration at SwanThai, a thai restaurant. Very cool restaurant. ANd the food is very nice and spicy to the max. The soup which looks light brown, once in your mouth tasted hotter then the chilli padi. One of my cousin unable to take the spicyness, stopped eating. Lousy indian. wahahaha then below are the photos taken in the birthday event

Happy Bithday To You

2008-09-30T20:24:00.000-07:00

Yoyoyo firstly i would dedicate two birthday wishes to my Ngee Ann Frens, Luqman and Wei Lian. Get ready guys, we are gonna have a blast together SOON. And guys have a happy and prosperous ahead yeah. And Wei Lian please grow taller if not the girls you get will be limited as all the girls will be short. Hahaha joking only la.

Ok lets talk about last week monday, benjamin, chiayin, hwee sheng, wei lian, hao guang, yufeng all went to play badminton again. Badminton seems to be one of my daily lifestyle activities. We mainly went to play cause the so called god of badminton "Wei Lian" wanted to play and show of his skills. And he played "ABOVE" my expectations. His serving style also like bleach shinigami gonna open bankai like that. And his special tactic to win is to shift his hair sidewords so he will have the power to win. LOL. I think he too much in ice that he forgot how to play land games cause his reaction in moving quite slow. Ok as you see, when u ice skate you use less of your leg power but more of your gliding skills and the ice to move. So your not using so much force. But when your playing badminton or volleyball, you got to move along with alot of effort cause surface no ice. And since wei lian spent half his life on ice, land sports does not suit him much yet. So wei lian the moral of the story is, less ice skating and more land sports and dont pester us to go ice skating. Unless you treat all of us we go. On and steady. Continueing the badminton, since Chiayin is a girl (not to be sexist), and she don have the smashing power like the guys, i paired up with her in the doubles cause i don smash too. At first we were not working together well, and we lost the first match. But then soon we got warmed up, and had the kanching (feeling) then soon we played and thrashed the other group. And chiayin really played well, much better then wei lian. She played better then last time and even scored more points then me. LOL. Both my daughters good at badminton. You Rock Gals. The main match is me and hwee sheng against tyco king benjamin and hao guang. And there was a bet. Chiayin and yufeng made a bet where chiayin supported me and hwee sheng to win wherelse yufeng supported weilian and hao guang to win. It was a close match up but we win. And yufeng steady and on he bought for us drinks. Waah he so good sia. Keep his word. Yufeng man of his words.

Then next was on friday where we went to Bishan Active to go play Beach volleyball. At first none of us could play. The only play we had was to serve across and thats all. There wont be a return from the other team. And guess who is the captain of the other team. Its none other then our beloved Ice King WeiLian. So far everything under his guidence has gone misguided. LoL. And my team consisting of my captain jhansi, then me, jack, junxiong, illias, magdeline and one more guy. Sorry bro forgot your name. We all trashed the other team flat flat. And mind you we were playing shit too cause we nvr played it before. Then soon all the bishan people came, and mind you they are pros. Even a small girl at about primary three can play better then many of us. I think they practice everyday. Ofcourse they trashed us totally in the first few games. But then we slowly got the hang of it and we played well. We dint really win them but it was always a close match up and we thrashed them in one game. Its an achievement. And to all evoys peeps, next Fitness Friday we are plaing badminton. Come down yeah.

Next on saturday we had my cousin's 21st birthday celebration. The event was nice but it clashed with the F1 preliminaries. So in order not to miss it, me shanker anna, kishore and suriya went to a nearby coffeshop to watch the F1. Wow it was astounding but i feel the track is too short and small. But it was nonetheless very nice. Soon after we came back camwhore session took place. Below are some of the photos.

Twins Fringe

I CHOPPED my Freaking Hair

And to all tose people who think i have straigten my hair. For gods sake i did not. Its my natural hair. I think i like my new hairstyle, but people think its too Ah Beng. But who cares. I like it i keep it. And during the weekends chiayin was working at Paddock due to the F1. And she said she will spam me and flood my inbox. Since she said that i too decided to challenge who will spam more. But in the end she nvr even spam caus eshe too busy at work. Where else i being very free decided to spam her. I spam the whole abc to her. 1 alphabet per sms and also spam 1 to 10 and talked crap. Anyways sorry if i have annoyed you in anyways or wat.

Then for the last few days were pretty busy had things on and etc etc etc. And yesterday i went to RP. Omg their buildings are like heaven. Fully airconditioned. Can sleep inside toilet. Shiok sia better facilities then NP. But somethings where NP have and RP does not is the recognition of diploma certificates and CHIOBUS. Woohoo Ngee Ann business school everyday can see gals. Yesterday me and the Grp 3 guys when to RP to settle our new class matters and the students we are taking on. I feel classes should now be more hands on and less theory. Thats what we are trying to put up now. Hope we can do it guys. And to the person whom i spoke to quite harshly yesterday. I am sorry. I just hope you will get over things quickly and not brood over the past. You have diamonds infront of you but u still go back to think about the charcoal. Learn how to accept setbacks and you will be zooming away successfully in your life. Take care and god bless. Anything please feel free to approach me. And I never want to lose a friend like you.

UnGlam Photo Of The Day
Teng Jia Hui

Joke Of The Day

Riddle Of The Day
What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Quote Of The Day
If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right.

English Conversion to Japanese Names

2008-09-20T05:04:00.000-07:00

Hi guys week has been a pretty tiring one. Had been playing games whole week ranging from soccer to captain ball and also badminton. And i am totally bushed out that i decided to take the day off today and relax. Woohoo !!! Means more time to sleep slack and erm to sleep again. Muahahaha. Alright on wednesday went to play badminton wid my relatives and some indian friends. Only about one or two played well. The rest were like more like clowns but still can play.

And i need a new BADMINTON RACKET. Mine is like so old, so need to get new one. Then on thursday i again i played badminton with Chia Yin, Jhansi LP, Vivian and lastly Benjamin envoy not the Benjamin (Hougang Gay). Playing with them was very very fun. But i learnt something new about Chia Yin. She likes to over rate things. So if any companies who want to hire her as a critic. Better not cause she so soft heart that she say everything is nice even though its not. Maybe thats what you get from a "cute" dimply girl from her. And her meaning of being a PRO just swept me of my feet. She played averagely just like me but calls herself a pro. Like that then how about Lin Dan. I think he should be god of Badminton already. Chia Yin No offence Ok !!!

So we had a very fun thursday, but pity Benjamin Envoys cause he liked got bullied by me practically everytime. And its all thanks to BENJAMIN CHONG JU YI (HOUGANG GAY). Our smart aleck did something so smart that it had affected his next 6 months of study in poly. On wednesday was our class timetable choosing day. And as everyone know, the good classes gets snapped up very fast in less then a minute. So as to pick our classes, we had to go to the registration icon and click it in order to choose our timetable. So before 12pm which was the time open to choose the timetable we had a msn conference and Hwee Sheng our Gang leader was instructing us wat to do. But i dun know wat our Mr Ben was doing when Hwee Sheng was explaining it. So when it was time to register, everyone went to the registration icon except for Jerrold and Benjamin. These two went to the appointment page. By the time atleast half the class was filled with like me, Wei lian and Hwee Sheng. And ben got so nervous he started chatting on msn instead of thinking of a solution. Then in the end he wasted to much time and then had no option but to go to TT02, which was very vacant. And also it was i who enrolled both of them in the class after about 15 minutes caused he still did not know what to do. So i logged into both their accounts to help them register. Haiz i dunno how dumb can ben get. I think he stay too long in Hougang become like that already. So cant blame him. But everyone sian tiao because of u ben. Should be proud of it. LOL but anyways there is always next semester.

And Friday was Fitness Friday, where some of the envoys come down together to play captain's ball. We had alot of fun la basically. Since this was a pretty much a success we have decided to have another one at Bishan Active. And thanks Wei Lian for taking time of your Ice Skating to come to join us.

And that was about it for my day and below will be an A to Z conversion of English to Japanese letters. So try to translate your name with it and have fun.

A - ka B - tu C - mi D - te E - ku

F - lu G - ji H - ri I - ki J - zu

K - me L - ta M - rin N - to O - mo

P - no Q - ke R - shi S - ari T -chi

U - do V - ru W -mei X - na Y - fu Z - zi

UnGlam Photo Of The Day
Chia Yin

Joke Of The Day

Riddle Of The Day
What driver doesn't have a license?
*Answer to the previous riddle is that it is Time

Quote Of The Day
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him

Typical Singaporeans !

2008-09-16T04:50:00.000-07:00

Since i am quite free at home i decided to blog about a social issue. That is none other than the typical cheapskate singaporean attitude. Let me give brief introduction about these singaporeans attitude. The main attribute of a singaporean is that they are KIASU. What i mean by that, lets go back a few years. When Hello Kitty was considered GOD, and is being given as free gift for every Happy Meal purchased. It started from increasing number of people buying food from Macdonalds to people queueing up early in the morning to get hold of those plush toys and until to the extent where they pitch tents overnight outside the macdonalds outlets in Singapore, So as to be one of the few get their hands on those toys as they are pretty limited edition and the designs of the Hello Kitty toys vary every week. Sometimes these people buy the Happy Meals only to keep the toys and throw away the meals. This is very absurd where there are countries such as Africa without any food but we can buy lavish food such as Macdonalds and only to throw them away for a food. How rotten can these people be. Just for a few plush toys they had too stoop so low. And now one Hello Kitty toy is not even worth so much. And now as the craze has died out. The Hello Kitty is like no more of a sensation and once in while i can see some people throwing away toys inculding these Hello Kitty Toys which were once worshipped liked god. In the end what do these people get, nothing but a bad name of being desperate and kiasu.

This is one of the pair hello kitty toys given

At least being kiasu is not too bad. There are some singaporeans who are super stingy and behaves super cheap. For an example there were to be a free breakfast to be given to certain residents in a certain area. Soon news will spread about free food given out throughout Singapore and believe it or not many people from different parts of Singapore wil drive down and all just to get that free breakfast. They dont mind wasting the time to go all the way to another place just for that. Waah how bad can that be. Singaporeans are well incomed but they act so disgraceful just for a free $2 breakfast but can waste $ 5 or more for 4D number. Waah too much man these people. If lets say singapore were to organise a nationwide walkaton, there will be a thiriling crowd. But the main intention of these singaporeans, one quarter will come really walk and keep fit. But guess what the other three quarter come for. To take FREE GIFTS. What the hell man. Especially all those aunty aunty singaporeans, just grab as many goodie bags as possible. The worst part is tey even instigate their own children to take as many goodie bags. But i dunno they keep so many do what. Later if they find it alot they will just throw it away, as such some people will be deprived of getting a goodie bag. Then its really being unfair to the rest.

The above scenario is somewhat like a typical singaporean, anything that they see is free, they COPE. Like in a hotel when they go, towels and everything they see they keep and bring back. Sometimes they even give these free items from the hotels to their relatives as souveniers. Waah i totally got nothing to say. Rather buy and give them tissue paper at least not get free one. Atleast got some prestige. Not give free things. I dont know why they dont feel paiseh about it. Even though now everything also need money in singapore, atleast must maintain their own standard or status wat.

Then the next thing which irks me the most is people being inconsiderate and uncourteous. Ok let me tell an incident which happened a few days ago when i was on my way to orchard to go out with my frens. I boarded the train at queenstown when i saw two indian women. They were talking so loudly in tamil like as though that one is their father's train like that. So typical these indians, And also it like caused alot attention and like alot people were looking at them like one kind but they like do not seem to care or give a damn about it. Seeing my own race being like that gave me a cold shoulder, so i like quietly moved away from there to like avoid being embarassed. Soon i alighted at Raffles place to change. But suay suay they also alighted at Raffles place mrt to change mrt. And this was where i was freaking pissed off. I was standing along the side waiting line and those two indian ladies were behind me. And mind you there were in their fourties to fifties. But the way they reacted worse then primary one kids. Being so mature for their age, when the mrt door opened one of the ladies just rushed inside without giving any way for the other passengers in the train to exit. And the worst thing was there was one pregnant lady coming out of the train, and that indian lady never bother to see that and just dashed in just to find a seat. Its like what the hell, what if the indian lady were to knock the pregnant lady down or wat. It ay lead to the pregnant lady to injuries or worst case to a miscarriage. Do these people think of the consequences ? NO they only realise it when an accident happens. Ok then coming back, the lady rushed in and secured one seat, then i came into the train, i saw the indian lady placing her handbag to a beside seat. Like so called RESERVED seat, for the other indian lady to sit. I was practically inside the train before the other indian lady and don have a place to sit. But the most pitiful part is when a small damn cute girl and to stand with her mother. Those two indians dont know how to give the seats to the young. Act like got no one then cotinue talking only. I was so angry and piseed off at that moment that i pretend to like answer call on my phone then started to say this.

Hey you know what got two indians ah SUPER TYPICAL eh
So big but act like no brains like that
I think parents never teah them manners eh
Behave like barbarians. Dunno wats courtesy all
Simple thing as to give way to people also dont know
Can go die alr. Small girl infront of them also dont know how to offer seat
I think got attitude problem one. Pregnant lady coming of station also don care
Just dash in and talk so loud like as though her father train like that

So these were some remarks i made. Actually there were more. I dint really shout, but was saying in a serious manner where i think they could hear. Haiz sometimes these sinaporeans are
just very self centred and only think about themselves. I just hope they can change. And i think singapore outreach to the courtesy campaign is no use. Please do something else about it. And lastly as a treat i took the photo of our two famous stars.

PRESENTING THE UNCOURTEOUS INDIAN WOMEN
These is our two stars for the day. Lets give them a round of applause for being so "KIND"

I hope after reading thses posts, you all will be more helpful and courteous and not forgetting not to be too kiasu in future. Thats about it. Please feel free to comment about this post.

BIT OEI !!! Chop Chop Go Die !!!

2008-08-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

SORRY for not blogging for a very long long time. I was caught up with alot of things and was also to lazy to blog. Alright tihis going to be a freaking long long post. Holidays has been one crazy, i have recently went for my class chalet. And it was a blady blast. Woohoo rocking to the core. Its more of a bonding thing as i have mentioned in my preious post that my clique is breaking up, this is chalet is supposed to be more like "ELEPHANT Super Glue" so we will patch up. But sadly No offence guys, it only patched us up for the chalet only. Then the minute after the chalet was over it was like You die also i dont care. Hahaha serious. I just hope everything will be like it used to be when school starts. But i love my closest fren the most BENJAMIN CJY. He is the only i can really confide in the most and always show signs of hope of my clique patching back. Lets see Hougang GAY.

Anyways chalet was kinda cool as we played games like soccer, captain's ball, mahjong, cards and etc etc etc. Overall during the night sounds like some illict chinese society gathering as there were mahjong noise, shouting screaming etc etc etc. But one thing amuses me on why chinese people like to bang the mahjong tiles on the table when they play, like as though they challenging who will have the more louder sound. Hahaha anyways we played poker and the best banker of the year award goes to MR Noel, cause he almost went bankkrupt but thanks to GUOWEI his lady luck he was able to recoop his losses. Hahaha i won about $4 dollars la but cant beat wei lian who earn $12. MAMA earn so much. But the star of the chalet is none other then our beloved NIGEL. Waah people two person share one bed, but he only wants one bed to himself. Waah i boiling temperature already but weilian and jiahui cool me down. Then there were series of events that nigel made which were freaking funny. There was also when nigel ran after jerrold to pull his sex bands. I think Nigel abit despo for jerrold cause maybe jerrold looks cute. Hahaha poor jerrold ran around the room from nigel. But the best of the best was when the guys were in one room and guest who was the star performer there, None other then our beloved nigel. Below will be the following conversation held.

Puvin: Ok guys, lets discuss how was the chalet. Give me your feedback.
Guowei: Good but the barbecue part abit waste money.
Nigel: Ouh yes i agree too. Next time must plan 1 year ahead for chalet. Food all should order earlier. Earlier plan better.
Puvin and the rest: LOL. so early plan ah. Can meh, by the time forget got chalet one
Nigel: Then atleast 6 months ahead
Luqman: WTF ...

Another part of conversation

Puvin: Nigel who you like the most and hate the most in the Clique?
Nigel: Can you define what you mean by like and hate?
Puvin & Guowei: Firstly we talk about like first. Like is someone who care for you and listens to what you say and answers you politely.
After 15 minutes of hard brain cracking and red face and pestering of everyone.
Nigel: It will be Hwee Sheng.
Everyone: wooHoo hwee sheng seh. We thought weilian
Puvin: Then who is the person you hate the most, like will always be sacarstic to you, argue with you, pull funny stunt infront of you and always make fun of wht you say.
After a long long long time.
Nigel: Its either puvin or jerrold.
Puvin: Must be only one person
Nigel: Its puvin. Cause he also very blunt.
Puvin: Sorry i not blunt but sharp.

That was one part of it. The conversation went on for a very very long time and we were LOLing all the time. Another funny incident was when i was scared that there maybe a shortage of barbecue food that i decided to order KFC for everyone. So i ordered 4 sets of family feast B which was total of fourty pieces of chicken plus four boxes of popcorn chicken with eight whipped potato and four coleslaw. This was to be shared among 16 people. But when the food came, our Nigel just took one set and said to me and jiahui, "I think will be just enough for me". Then me and jiahui was stunneded, "You sure you can finish everything. That box is shared for 4 to 5 people". "I think this will be enough for my big appetite", holding the box to himself alr. I freaking pissed just said "Nigel since you want it, pay me back $28.80". Then our good fren stunned say " Ouh ok then lets share how many must each person take". LOL to the max lor.

Then that is about it for the chalet. The next outing we had was the badminton games we had. As usual sharon and co cant make it. So it was me, ben , jerr, jiahui, melanie, shuhua, che chye, alvin, yufeng and a few others went to play. Jiahui was the badminton star as when she were to hit the shuttle, the leg will come up like as though she dancing ballet. Hand and leg coordination was superb. Jiahui has taken the next top level to badminton. Badminton and ballet fusion.

The other outings were with my religious friends. That was another blast. We practically cs-ed everytime we met. We were supposed to do none violent things but end up playing blood shed games. Waah wat an total opposite turn out and i am glad that i am graduation from my feligious class and am a mentor now. Waah so cool.

Today was not bad. I saw my daughter chiayin after a long long time. Chiayin, me, jack and ryan went to Ritz Carlton to apply job for jack and ryan. They got the job even without an interview, but there was a manager or executive or what ever you call it named Siew Siew. Waah super irritating long hair not acceptable, short hair not acceptable. Jack and Ryan had alot comments about their hair and their dress code and even watch. LOL the Siew Siew abit authorative and all. Hope they both will will work well under them. After that we went for envoys event, Citideas, an event where students from different schools set up booths to show their creativity and ideas by innovating various games and products. The booth i like most is the school from Jurong View secondary school. They used small small wooden shapes to make innovative and nice keychains. They are so damn cute and lovely. Me and chiayin was doin our rounds when we saw the booth, we were wow-ing at the cute key chains when one cute girl key chain caught my eye. When i showed it to Chiayin she instantaneously fell in love with it. LOL then we ask the students how much they were selling for. They said it is free for us. But we dint feel good taking it. So we gave them some money and objected it. So we decided to buy them drinks. And when we gave them, they were stunned and like was so happy. We are good hearted people ok !!! hahaha. But the certificate presentation ceremony was abit chaotic due to space constraint and some role leading problems. Cause benjamin gave roles to two people to arrange the students according to their levels and schools to receive the certificate but they were just slacking at the corner. This kind of pissed me and chiayin. So we decided to to do it ourselves with the help of illias, benjamin our boss,jhansi and another girl. We quickly arranged the students accordingly. That was the stressful point at that point as there were students and teachers asking ask all kinda questions. But it was fun being stressed too. Makes you high. And Chiayin "JAM SQUIRTER" is rocking with my new innovation.

UnGlam Photo Of The Day
Puvin

Joke Of The Day
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

Riddle Of The Day
I run too fast that no one can catch me.
What am I ?
Answer to the previous riddle is that Cinderella's coach is a pumpkin

Quote Of The Day

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking

Organising Committe Chalet

2008-08-22T22:56:00.000-07:00

Friday was fruitful day where the few of us went to Ang Mo Kio Hub to discuss about the barbeque and activities planned out for the Chalet. Me, ben, hwee sheng, jiahui, jerrold, yufeng and weilian were the ones who could say were the main organisers to ensure that the chalet will be fun and be a success. I am very much hoping that this chalet outing will revive my old clique back again.

My Old LARGE clique consists of: Me, ben, sharon, weilian, jiahui, jerrold, hwee sheng, yufeng, noel, bob, charlie, hao guang, yee ler, keith, luqman, guowei, alvin, melanie, shuhua, da yuan, weilin and derek.

But recently my old clique crumbled and this is my new clique

My NEW small clique consists of: Me, ben, weilian, jiahui, jerrold, hwee sheng, yufeng, melanie, shuhua, charlie, hao guang, alvin and yee ler.

But sometimes, I think its time to forget how to reunite my old clique but to learn how to bring my new clique more closer and its time we should hang out together more often to show that without some people we still can have great fun, joy and laughter. LETS ROCK THE GAME GUYS !!!

Alright continueing from where i left off about the chalet, so we the organisers were supposed to meet up and ang mo kio to do some discussion. But there was one cuckoo head who came very late. Thats none other then our Mr. SUNSHINE weilian. I think his hair too long ah, what ever he see is dark, so he cannot differenciate night and day. So he dozed off until our calls and smses woke him up. Then he quickly rushed down to meet us. Meanwhile our dear ben was saying that we should not spend alot money and all. But the next minute our friend saw a promotion at G2K and soon went to the shop to buy long sleeve shirt. Dang this ben ah, can afford to buy a $20 shirt but not able to buy a $1 socks. Soon after that we went to arcade to play datona and as usual jiahui trashed the guys every game. Then after that we went to eat chicken rice. And while eating chicken rice we discovered that there were some fraud cases going on. Dont want to talk about that further.

Then we went to macdonalds to discuss our stuff. Then there was a message from weilian. He asked if Ang Mo Kio Hub is in Ang Mo Kio. Dang !!! All of us could not stop laughing after seeing that message. Its like asking if your house is in singapore anot. Then soon after sometime weilian joined us and we came out with a budget and the BBQ items and other activities. Then there was one part where everyone started to talk and no one listening. So we had two talking sticks, one was a bottle anothe was a spoon. Ahahaha it was much much better after that.

Then soon after that we decided to go home and i rushed to meet someone. Then went for taekwondo. I received one to one coaching from my coach. Waah damn lucky sia me. Hmm then that was the end of the day.

UnGlam Photo Of The Day
Weilian

Joke Of The Day
One morning, a European couple went to the market.
The wife heard a cloth seller shouting.
Seller: Come and buy these new cloths. Two dollars a yard. (Then he shouted
in Malay) Dua Ringgit! Dua Ringgit! (Ringing the bell in his hand)
Wife: Darling, the cloth seller is really very very stupid you know.
Husband: Why do you say that ?
Wife: He is holding the bell and ringing it and is shouting to the passer-by,
"Do I ring it ? Do I ring it ?"
Husband: Dang !!!!

Riddle Of The Day
Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?
*pls tag your answers on the board i will tell the answer on my next post. Keep thinking!!!
Answer to past riddle is "Milkshake".

Quote Of The Day
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

I would like to make it loud and clear that i very much still love and cherish my old clique the most. But by far to certain circumstances, that the ones closer to me has reduced and this is the new bunch which i frequently hang out with which is the new clique. But old clique I STILL LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. Esp SHARON. I am saying this deep down from the bottom of my heart. I LOVE YOU GUYS. BUT dissapointed when we are all not together as we used to be.

World's Most Complicated Creatures. Women

2008-08-21T18:24:00.000-07:00

This will be my second post. Woohoo i will update as frequent as possible.NO OFFENCE to women. This post i will talk about the world's most complicated creatures. WOMEN!

In the world, if there is no woman there will be no man. Why did god created such a method where you need both man and woman to reproduce. Due to this the guys are now having alot of problems in this 21st century. In the past, guys are the ruling gender as they are the only sole breadwinners. But as soon as women started to work, they find that they need to be appreciated and have a high set of standards in the community. As such they find and do all sorts of methods just to get recognised.

Lets say there is a CEO in a company and that is a woman. Chop Chop the guys die alr. Total GG. They will run over the guys and make sure they slog like dogs. Any mistake, the men will get fired like nobody business. Why cause women wants to feel superior. So they will do such things so as to make men respect them. But i think instead of getting respect they are just downgrading themselves. Another example is the trafficpolice women, when there are cases such as people using handphone while driving or over speeding. The male trafficpolice after much talkin and apologising will give chance to the person. But sadly a woman wont even how much you talk or pursuade or BEG. They will not show any mercy, totally no mercy. They will just book you and make you pay the fine. They want to show people that they have a good standing in society and would proudly show it to people by doing such merciless things to people. Let me conclude something before you fire at me. You may ask these trafficpolice women are doing their job properly in keeping sinapore safe. But if that victim is You how will you feel. So think about this before saying anything first. hahaha

Ok now lets talk about the relationship about men and women now. For men to find a women there are a few important factors. These are time, money, care, concern, readiness to take responsibility and blame. For many women not ALL, these are the things they want a guy from.

Above is the chemical properties table of women

Women have the weiredst kind of taste habits and emotions. Hahaha though sometimes guys may find it adorable, after sometime guys will find it very irritating. Ok lets now talk about women before marriage and after marriage.

The above diagram shows the probability of a man winning an arguement with his girlfriend and later his wife after marriage. Women due to their rise in standards want men to follow what they say or to comply with their decisions. But when men dont, they resort to all kind of threats like divorce or break ups making no choice but the men to do their bidding. Women are also extremely complicated creatures and also they tend to think too much about one problem causing it to blow up and become a bigger problem.

The above diagram shows that man have only one switch.Off or On
But women have alot of switches showing how complicated they are

For most men going out shopping with their girldfriends or women will be a big headache because they will take a long time to shop. Even though there are things where women do not need to buy, they will still go to the shop just to see the products. And if they were to like the products they will buy it even if they do not need it. Only wasting their husband's or boyfriend's money. Also they will spend alot of time just to buy one pair of clothes.

Above is the mathematical formula of women

As such in conclusion, to many men, women are the greatest problem in their life, women are the root of evil to them. Women know when and where to attck men to make them cringe and crumble. But still men need women because they are still attracted to them. And women bring concern and love to their men.

But even though there are many faults of women, they also have many good points in them. When they get married, women are the one running the whole family without complaining. They do it because of the love and affection of their family. Also when their men are in trouble they will go all out to help them. Also when girls break up with their boyfriends, they would still think about their boyfriends and would try to patch up with them.

I have found three girls who have showed me that not all girls are what we think they are. But i will only talk about one person. The one will Teng Jiahui, my good friend in NP. She had an ex boyfriend which she used to love so dearly. That guy always would always find fault on whatever she did. He would control her totally and treat her like a puppet. But even all this, she still continued to be with him. One day there was some problem created by the boyfriend, and she cried. Instead of consoling her and come with a compromise, that guy just said this " Please do not wet my bedsheet. I just changed it." This was the last straw and they broke up. But even after the break up she still continued to think about him and cry over him. But that guy did not make any attempts to concile with her. Now atleast she has someone better. This is one of the girl I would take my hat off too. She is one of the outstanding girls I have known.

As such in total, there both good things and bad things in girls. Its how they will want to improve themselves to make themselves better. In my future upcoming posts I will talk about Men.
And Ladies, there is no offence to you all. Any hurt caused, i sincerely apologise.

1st post... lemme lie with you

2008-08-20T19:25:00.000-07:00

This my first blog post. Wheee. I just created a blog just to kill some time during my holidays. I actually am not such an evid blogger but i will try my best to make it as interesting as possible.

Ok lets talk about my day on tuesday. It was end of Exams. Woohoo. But then there will be a 7 week holiday. Will be very freaking bored. And speaking of seven weeks holiday. There was once me and ben were in school studying. Below will be the conversation between me and ben.

Puvin: Ben after exams will be boring eh. No stress No fun.
Ben : Ya true, and we got 210 days of holiday.
Puvin: *Confused* Waah so long holiday. Almost 3 quarter of the year holiday.
Ben : Ya wat. 1 week=30 days. 7weeks x 30 days = 210 days
Puvin: Dang. You make me happy for nth. Hey maths pro, 1 week = 7 days not 30 days.7 x7 = 49 days. Study maths so much until this also dunno. U can go die lor.
Ben : Oh shit ya . walau i forgot.
Puvin: You can go die alr. Chop Chop go die

So this was what happened. So continuing, after exams some of us wanted to go out celebrate. Me, benjamin, Yeeler, Jiahui, Jerrold, Charlie, Hwee Sheng, Wei lian, Alvin and his fren went out together.First we wanted to go east coast to cycle. But due to the weather conditions we went to Marina Square. We supposed to go there to bowl but like due to two people we had to do other things.

1st culprit is ben cause he complain that his finger too small and he cant carry big ball. And he started to lecture on physics momentum and power and etc. Then also he complain cannot afford to buy $1 dollar socks but can take $20 for cab to school everytime.LOL. 2nd culprit is Yee Ler when he said he wanted to watch a movie. Then all of them also agreed to watch movie. Since we have seen almost any other movie running, we decided to watch Journey to the centre of the earth and not Money No Enough 2 because i indian mah. Not racist mah my frens. The show we watched was fun but extremely unrealistic. Eg. will there be reception at a volcano deep down below the earth. Super dramatic show. After show, i brought up the idea for the guys to camwhore in the toilet. And we took a pretty good half an hour in the toilet camwhoring. We made so much noise i bet people outside shopping would be thinking that a couple would be having sex in the toilet. So much noise.. waah Ok some of the pictures taken below
Overall we had a really really great time. We went to eat at popeye's after that. And as usual the guys were blabbering about DOTA DOTA DOTA. Lol then me jiahui and hwee sheng out cast. We discussed about the activities and food to do in the chalet. And some of us decided to meet up somewhere before the chalet to come up with the bbq and activities.

UnGlam Photo of the Day
MELANIE

Joke of the Day

Tom: I cant stand sitting with him.
Jimmy: Ofcourse you can't.
Tom: What makes you so sure ?
Jimmy: Because you can't stand and sit at the same time.

Riddle of the Day

What do you get from a nervous cow?
*pls tag your answers on the board i will tell the answer on my next post. Keep thinking!!!

Quote of the day

The greatest danger for most of us is not that we aim too high
and we miss it, but we aim too low and reach it.

Need to start finding for a job. Shit i wanna teach in a kindergarten. LOL. Sounds Crazy but i want to have that experience. I also plan to teach tuition for sec 1 and 2 students for english maths science and geography and sec 3 and 4 students for biology only. If anyone needs pls inform me. Muahahaha need money. Ok then i shall end my first post today. And pls link me pple.